I'm in a sailor-moufed mood today. Hope I can keep that in line round the old bossman. But he drops the bomb a lot more than I do, I'll have you know.
I am also in an expressive mood today, and I like it. Oh, the wonders of strong coffee, that thick, dark magic potion that rouses me from the false realities of my sleep.
Shelby drew a picture of herself as an octopus-mermaid, with a triton and an army of water-babies. This is funny, first because the drawing is ingenious, and rather beautiful, but also because I was just musing about how I will spawn an army of minions. Yes, this is my plan.
Today I took an accidental step in that direction (no, I didn't get knocked up -- sorry mom, not quitting smoking yet). I got a cat!!! He is friendly, cuddly, and playful, and 1 year old. He's on the chubby side (YES), he's black (DOUBLE YES), and he's going to be named BEAUREGARD (Beau for short)!!!!!!!!!!!! I will be picking him up in a little more than a week, with litter-box, scratchy post, food and bowls included.
This will be good. I will have something to love, so I don't take to the streets and the bars in search of it. I will stay home with my Beau and my movies and my tiny mansion.
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After being consummed by the gaping maw of Charybdis herself, I will almost certainly be ceremoniously, gloriously belched onto the deck of a passing ship, to while away my remaining days as a bonified Wench of the Sea.
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3 comments:
i seriously hope you'll now only refer to yer apartment as "tiny mansion"
o but of course. and it totally is. also, we need to hang out, together, at our respective apts more!!!
you can come to my street lookin for love any day, baby
(duh -- that post was asking for it. just like short skirts and slutty chicks.)
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